Roast My Post — free, sarcastic AI critique for LinkedIn and X drafts
Paste any post draft. Get a brutally honest 30-second roast from an AI tuned for direct, anti-fluff feedback. Free. No signup. Then see what a calibrated VoiceTwin Passport would sound like in your voice.
What you get
- Instant 30-second roast of your draft (no corporate jargon, no "as an AI…").
- 10-point voice audit preview.
- Your writing archetype: Visionary, Challenger, Sage, and seven more.
Upgrade path
Voice Passport — 9 USD, one-time. Editor-reviewed copy-paste prompt block for ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Perplexity, Mistral. Delivered within ~24 hours. 7-day no-questions-asked refund.
Ghost Mode — $29 USD/month, optional. Hosted generator that learns from your feedback over time. Cancel anytime.
FAQ
- Is the roast really free?
- Yes. No signup. No email. Rate-limited to keep the tool usable for everyone.
- What languages are supported?
- English and Québec French. The roast model is tuned for both.
- What does the Voice Passport include?
- A copy-paste prompt block (vocabulary, rhythm, sentence shapes, taboo phrases, two worked examples), a 10-point voice audit, and your writing archetype.
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